If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Well I just put wine in my tea
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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