I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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