if you like me you must not know who I am
I can text with my tongue
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
did i just pee glitter
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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