is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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