i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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