batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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