He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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