But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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