Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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