Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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