IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize