i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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