is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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