Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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