He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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