if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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