3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
it's like iHOP with fire
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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