Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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