Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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