I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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