You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
