I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Fuck appropriateness.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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