there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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