As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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