I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
My underwear smells like fireworks.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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