Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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