did you get engaged???
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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