i wish my penis had a tongue
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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