i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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