Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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