I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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