We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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