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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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