yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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