Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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