Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
