forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
