don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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