i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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