You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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