and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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