I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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