haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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