i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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