How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
there was a trapeze. enough said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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