I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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