I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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