I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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