For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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