i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize