I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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