Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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