You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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