At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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